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BEGINS FRIDAY, OCTOBER 15

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RIDGE PARK SQUARE

WESTGATE MALL CINEMA

W. 210 STREET

TTI-FILM 8542

1-480, RIDGE ROAD

TTI-FUM 1513

ATLAS CHEMIS

LAKESHORE T

4.226TH, LAKESHORE

734-1700

RANDALL PARK MALL MORTHFIELD RO. OFF OF 480 EAST 1-800-FANDANGO BOS

CINEMARK

MACEDONIA

8161 MACEDONIA COMMONS

330-900-1000

REGAL CHICMAS

COBBLESTONE SQUARE 20

190-EXIT 148-AVON

1-800-FANDANGO $290

USEMARY

VALLEY VIEW

6001 CANAL BOAD 216-447-7500

REGAL CHIDHAS

MAYFIELD WEIGHTS 10

1305 5.0.M. CENTER RD.

1-800-FANDANGO #297

CLEVELAND CINEMAS

SOLON COMMONS AURORA ENTERPRISE PAY. 440-248-7373

LENORS REIGHTS IS 18348 BAGLEY 89. 1-800-FANDANGO #299

SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT NO PASSES OR DISCOUNT TICKETS ACCEPTED

Miami City Ballet

Balanchine

LOEWS

RICHMOND TOWN SQUARE WILSON HILLS BOAD AND BECHNOND ROAD 1-800-FANDANGO 8019

REGAL CUIDARS SEVERANCE TOWN CENTER 14 MAYFIELD 20. TAYLOR RD. 1-800-FANDANGO 8201

CLEVELAND CREMAS

TOWER CITY 1 TOWER CITY CENTER 440-717-4697

REGAL CHIERS

WILLOUGHBY COMMONS 16 36655 EUCLID AVE 1-800-FANDANGO #304

Cleveland Premiere! Only 4 performances!

Balanchine & Sinatra Tribute

OCTOBER 21-24, 2004

Sinatra

dennifer Kronenberg & Carlos Guerra, photo by John Gato

A part of the Rainbow Babies & Children's Hospital Ballet Series

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Health System

216.241.6000

PLAYHOUSE SQUARE

Rainbow Babies

For group discounts, call 216.771.4444

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Help Wanted

Northern Ohio

Canton-House person needed. Must be able to care for large home and assist with lawn care. No experience necessary. Must be able to live in. Room, board, and salary included. Call 330-455-0104. (20)

Busy private men's club seeks motivated, honest, DRAMA-FREE individuals for full/part-time employment on all shifts. Apply in person Mon-Fri 8 AM-4 PM at Club Cleveland, 3219 Detroit Ave., Cleveland. NO CALLS. (20)

Central Ohio

Flex Columbus seeks customer oriented individual(s). Full or part time. Be conscientious and reliable. All shifts. Apply at flexbaths.com, or 1567 E. Livingston. E.O.E. and D.F.W.

Services

10 Years Exp. in Massage

West Coast Massage Full body massage. Fall into a relaxing state. Anything a spa can do, we can too, in the comfort of your own home! Ask for details. Flexible schedule. In/Out. Call Keith at 440-823-7652 (46)

Dog Owners! Complete dog waste removal from yard and pens. $8 per week 1 dog, $4 per week per additional dog. Satisfaction guaranteed. Call Ready for Doody at 216671-1844. Cuyahoga and surrounding counties. (17)

Real Estate

Northern Ohio

Lake bargain $24,900-Free covered boat slip! Gently sloping lake view parcel with nice mix of low rolling meadows and trees. Abuts national forest on 35,000 acre recreational lake in Tennessee. Paved roads, water, sewer, more. Excellent financing. Call now 800-704-3154, ext. 599. Sunset Bay, LLC. (17) Privacy-Two 2 BR separate living areas under one roof. No back yard neighbors (ravine). Great entertaining. $330,000. (17) Smythe, Cramer Co. Realtors 440-779-2034.

Secluded and private-Fabulous 3 BR, 321⁄2 bath nature's paradise. Spectacular entertaining gem! $400s. Smythe, Cramer Co. Realtors 440-779-2034.

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Central Ohio

GRANVILLE, OHIO

Exceptional village historic restoration. Thousands spent to restore this 1865 home to its original grandeur. Fabulous turret bath, restored walk-up attic, gourmet kitchen with Italian tile countertops, morning room overlooks the private rear yard with deck, and screened gazebo overlooking the year 'round water garden. $439,900. Call Deborah Jackson, Realtor. RE/MAX Excellence 740-587-1900, extension 104.

For Rent

Northern Ohio

LAKE AVENUE 10301

2 BR, 12 baths, newly renovated, appliances, carport, balcony, indoor pool, workout rooms, party room, storage, and A/C. $775 per month + security deposit. Call 216-389-6260.

Ohio City Exec Apt. Completely refurbished duplex 2002!! Down 2 BR / 1 BA, Large master BR with Jacuzzi bath, skylight, cathedral ceilings, side/back yard, wood deck off master, wood-burning fireplace, garage spot, top end appliances, washer/dryer, central air, finished basement, only $950 + 1 mo. Eric, 216496-8933. (18)

1 MONTH FREE RENT MUST PRESENT THIS AD**. CLEVELAND HEIGHTS COVENTRY convenient to hospitals, CWRU, downtown, and west side 216-321-1750 for Cleveland Heights appointments and info. SOUTH EUCLID (Convenient to JCU, Target, Legacy, Beachwood Place, RTA, I-271, & Downtown) Call 216-514-1735 for South Euclid appointments and info. Studio with separate bedroom, 1-2 bedrooms new kitchens, appliances, new carpet, AC, garage parking inc., great value $588-$800., 216-3211750 for Cleveland Heights appointments and info. **Must meet qualifications. (18)

11125 Lake Avenue-From $450, 1 & 2 BR units starting from $450+ deposit. Heat and appliances included. 216961-1889. (20) Cleveland, W. 112th/Clifton-1 BR with appliances. FREE HEAT! $415 per month. No dogs. Call 216-521-8723. (17) Edgewater Landing Apartments (near Lakewood) $99 moves you in! 2 bedrooms from $549. Pool, fitness center, dog/cat welcome. Gated parking. Call today 216-631-2359 (17)

CLEVE. HTS.

216.397.5607

Lakewood, 1334 Cook-Large 2 BR, second floor. $625 per month + deposit. Parking, washer/dryer, pets OK, water included. 216-310-4146. (19)

OHIO CITY

216.619.9696

OPEN SUNDAY, OCTOBER 17th

CLEVE HTS: 3337 DESOTA 2-4p $154,900 Clean, well-main'd double! Built-in tenant UP unit, ready to rent or move into DN unit! Many updates & wonderful front porches!

CLEVE HTS: 2577 OVERLOOK 1-3p $339,900 3 BR, 3 BA F. Lloyd Wright inspired penthse. Lg mstr.

BR & 2 covered parking.

12-2:30p

CLEVE HTS: 2924 HAMPSHIRE $229,900 Coventry Vict. w/ 4 BR, 2 BA. Wrap around porch, newer ba's & lg landscp. yd. MID-TOWN: 3608 PAYNE

AVE 2-4p $129,900 Live/work w/open floor plan & 1400 sq ft, large windows! Gar. parking w/ lifts. Tax abated.

FLATS: STONEBRIDGE CONDOMINIUMS 12-4p. 1500 Old Detroit (by the swing bridge). New constr. & amazing views. Tax abatement & 12% reduced rate. 1 BR from $149,900, 2 BR from $207,900 GATEWAY: POINTE AT GATEWAY 2-4p 750 Prospect. Open Fri 10/22 11:30-1:30p. Light-filled 1 BRS from $77,900, Spacious 2 BRs from $129,900. FREE parking space for 1 year!

OHIO CITY: FRIES & SCHUELE Sat. 10/16 12-2p 1956 W 25th, Townhs w/tall ceils, fin'd 3rd fl flex space, gas fp, hrdwd flrs, huge win., 2 pking spaces from $399,990! Penthse w/ Mstr. BR, pvt. balcs., ctyd, 1 pking space from $265,000!

OHIO CITY: 1787 W 48TH 2-4p $119,900 4 BR, 1.5 BA Col. Large kitchen & 1st floor den. DETROIT SHWY: 5402 BRIDGE 12-2p $189,900 Bridge Sq. unit w/2 BR, 1.5 BA. 2-stry L.R., abated! TREMONT: LITERARY BLUFFS 2-4p, 2298 W 5th, Luxury thses w/stunning views & amenities. TREMONT: 2337 W. 11, #6 2:30-4:30p $204,900 Lemko Hall condo w/ 2 BR, 2 BA. Large unit w/ a soaring 3-story L.R.!

CLIFTON BALTIC: 11620 EDGEWATER DR. 14p $369,900 3 BR 1.5 BA Contemp Col w/ a bridge over L.R., & lg renov guest house!

CLIFTON BALTIC: 1235 W. 115 2-4p $194,500 Renov. & presented Col. 4 BR, 1.2 Ba. Exterior upgrades, deck & patio. Walkable area!

CLEVE WEST: 12710 LONGMEAD AVE. 1-4p & Sat. 10/16 1-4p. Affordable townhms w/3 BR, 1.5-2.5 BAS. Abatement & special financing, 0% down! From $151,900.

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Lakewood/Westwood Ave.-2 BR down, central air, 1⁄2 garage, appliances, hardwood floors, decorative fireplace, French doors to sunroom. $650 per month + deposit. Pets negotiable, call 216-659-1846. (17)

Quiet, cozy ranch apartments-2 BR, 2 bath, washer/ dryer hookup, attached garage, gated community. Call 330352-6486. (20)

We're It for the Neighborhood! Lakewood/Cleveland 1 and 2 Bdrms. Prime locations. Move-In Today! Midrise/ Tudor Classic from $475 $900. Call 216-701-7876. (19)

Western Lakewood 2 BR up-New furnace, appliances, ceiling fans, 2 large porches, leaded glass china cabinets, parking, and much more. $750 per month. Available October 15. Call 216-521-9150. (18)

Announcements

Male artist needs black male model 30+ for modern and portrait art. Call 216-651-3434.

Erotica

Models & Entertainers Wanted

Reputable, high-end company seeks motivated and responsible models and entertainers for live, web, and print work. Call 440-915-8635 or 440-350-9380.

24 Hour Hot Body Rub Hot, sensual rubdown given in the buff by versatile male. Two men also available. Very Hot! Call Mark at 216-491-4501.

Adult Goods & Services

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